If you are currently suffering from hemorrhoids, you probably can’t believe that someone can see a lighter side.
Right now, these embarrassing, rather unsightly, very uncomfortable, and often painful swollen veins can only be bad. Right now, being the butt of a hemorrhoid joke only adds insult to injury.
It’s said that you know you’re “middle-aged” when hemorrhoid jokes stop being funny.
However, the following are just a few lighter side stories that can help you feel better. However, at the very least, make him understand that your grief is of great interest and that you are in the company of many famous people.
Hemorrhoids they are a rock band. Imagine the introduction “Ladies and gentlemen put your hands … er, cheeks … er, no, hands clasped for the pride of Lawrence, Kansas, The Hemorrhoids!” Although their mothers must be very proud of them, I am sure that depending on your age and “musical” appreciation, when you listen to them on YouTube, it will be very difficult to tell if the band or the condition is more painful.
Hemorrhoids are part of the lyrics of a song written by Frank Zappa, about, among other things, a groupie’s hemorrhoids.
But at least it is not the only theme of the song. A folk musician named Peter Cross actually wrote a All the song about hemorrhoids. His fans, who probably do not suffer from hemorrhoids, regularly request the song. If you’re interested, you can find the lyrics on their website … and you can sing!
The bleeding hemorrhoids made at least two classical composers miserable. Consider this journal entry from the great Giacomo Meyerbeer 1851: “Friday, May 23. I suffered all day from a picture of cramps, diarrhea that affected me a lot, as well as back and side pain. I suspect that these symptoms, which are repeated so often, are a sign of hemorrhoids”.
Not much progress had been made in treating hemorrhoids since, approximately half a century later, Gustav Mahler I had them too. “(1900) also brought Mahler’s resignation from the Vienna Philharmonic and a terrible hemorrhoid-related incident in which he lost a great deal of blood.”
According to a review, hemorrhoids are also a real problem for drummers. Hours and hours of sitting on a little stool and beating the drums. Also, all that constipation food bar is not a good combination for hemorrhoids.
Beyonce’s little sisterSolange tweeted that she doesn’t know how to spell “hemorrhoids.” He probably wouldn’t make it to round two of the Spelling Bee, and if he needed hemorrhoid treatment, he probably wouldn’t want to sit down when he lost!
Hemorrhoid ointment comes in a Jimmy Buffett novel, “Where’s Joe Merchant?” A rock star disappears and his sister “heir to hemorrhoid ointment” wants to know for sure if he is dead. I really didn’t invent these weird things, Jimmy Buffett did!
If you have hemorrhoids, you have something in common with some very famous people. Napoleon bonaparte, the French emperor, had such severe hemorrhoids that he could not sit on his horse and command his army at the Battle of Waterloo. Historians may argue that weather, overconfidence, and lack of communication with field generals caused Napoleon’s defeat, but hemorrhoid sufferers know best. Who knows how history might have changed if Napoleon had no batteries?
George brett, the star player for the Kansas City Royals, unfortunately had a hemorrhoid outbreak that caused him to miss parts of the 1980 World Series with the Phillies. Fans were shocked, because George was only 27 at the time. Some even offered home remedies that ranged from eating whole wheat and orange peel to applying Listerine to hemorrhoids! Needless to say, George opted for surgery.
Even American presidents have not been immune to this condition and in 1992, President Jimmy Carter he underwent surgery to get rid of his hemorrhoids.
And finally, in addition to an anthrax infection, a severed eyeball, kidney problems, a torn groin muscle, and a broken arm from a car accident, Ernest Hemingway, The famous writer also suffered from hemorrhoids!
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