The best pick up artist techniques involve humor. Girls like funny guys. It is a simple fact that the funnier you are, the more attractive you are to the girl. For this reason, humorous openers are very effective ways to put yourself in a position to introduce the rest of your lead material. You have to have an opener no matter what situation you find yourself in, so why not make it fun? Here are some humorous openers to help you through the collecting process.
A great type of humorous opener is known as a Child Support Opener. This can be a very risky maneuver, but with the right girl, it can be hilarious. You basically go up to a girl and say, “I have a dilemma that I hope you can solve. I have to decide which of my three children to send child support to. I have three children of four mothers, and I have a major gambling problem, for I can only afford to pay a prop for one of them.” This might offend some people, so it’s risky. But, if the girl can tell that you’re just playing with her, you’ll make her laugh and invite you to continue your approach.
Another humorous opener is called Secretary Opener. With this technique, you would walk up to a girl and say, “I need your opinion on something. I’ve been having sex with my secretary for a few months and she just informed me that I should be making more money. I don’t think she should get a raise for a year, but what do you think?” She is going to be very confused that you are asking her opinion on such a serious matter. You can continue the charade until she gives you her opinion, at which point you could say something like “would you think otherwise that my secretary was a teenager? What if she was my sister?” She keeps doing this until she understands that you’re just trying to be funny.
Both humorous openers are artist techniques that are very risky. However, you only get out of something you put in. Therefore, the more risk you are willing to take, the greater the ultimate reward.